LoUis CYfer presents : The Last Resort

Korupt Kabuki

Fri 3rd Mar
22:30 (
270 mins)
Lates (Immersive or themed Parties & Events)
Cabaret / Great With Mates / Immersive Theatre
Tickets from £17
Venue: The Flair Ground Lates
Age Guidance: 18+
Flashing Lights, themes of a sexual nature and explicit language.

Been crying into ya SAD lamp and on the bakerloo line just to feel ya toes?
Well worry no more lads, lasses, ENBY’s and beyond, cos LoUis, and his talented pals will give you the finest all-inclusive treatment at The Last Resort hotel in Costa del Waterloo!
Bringing Lanzarote to London, LoUis will celebrate his birthday in true working class style… at work.
With ASBO nephew in charge of pool aerobics, the receptionist with eyelashes longer than a camels leading yoga and LoUis more interested in the entertainment rep’s knickers than the song she’s singing, what could go wrong? Will LoUis get a birthday kiss? Will the new girl survive the day? Will the Kids club magician turn up? There’s only one way to find out!
Come for the sun, sex and syphilis stay for the staff drama! This will certainly be a holiday to remember…


We operate “Pay More If You Can” pricing to ensure that our shows remain affordable and accessible to everyone.
You can find out more here.
Fri 3rd Mar
The Flair Ground Lates
The Vaults
Leake Street


Press & Reviews

Praise for previous work –

Death Drop
“LoUis CYfer’s bumbling Rich Whiteman is an absolute treat to watch. Everything from the voice to the demeanour is brilliant spot on, and even if there aren’t any jokes being said, the delivery is consistently hilarious.”

“But most impressive are the drag kings, LoUis CYfer outstanding as Conservative MP and hypocrite Rick Whitman, nailing white privilege perfectly... they power the play with energy and excellent comic timing.”

*** Three stars
“LoUis CYfer fantastic as a blithering shire Tory in the Johnson mould”

Praise for Joan by Milk Presents
Fest Mag
***** Five stars
“A bruising, brilliant show”

The Stage
**** Four Stars
“A triumphant solo show”

The Scotsman
**** Four Stars
“Powerful, dynamic and irreverent”

Lyn Gardner, The Guardian
*** Three Stars
“Magical transformations of a heretical heroine…comic fizz, emotional ballast and cross-dressing that looks like sorcery”



Cast & Creative Team Resort Manager: LoUis CYfer
Managing Entertainment Rep: Ophelia Love
Activities Rep: Steve Porters
Well Being Rep: Rebecca Banatvala
Receptionist: Tiajna Amayo
Resident DJ: Tanya Sassi

Writer and Director: LoUis CYfer


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