The Magdalena Confessions

“I have been stabbed fifteen times and lived! I can piss as far as the eyes can see, I can fit inside a shoe box, my leg is robot and my boobs shoot lasers. I have the deepest throat in all of the Northern hemisphere. One time, I made a man cry JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM. But… I have never been in love… ”

Magdalena Confessions deals with dark themes with a startling sense of humour. As she herself tells us, Magdalena is a femme de joie (a woman of joy) and is able to navigate pain and suffering with a disarming optimism and grittiness. It is a story about loving yourself, and a celebration of what it means to be a woman in the modern world. The show is a blend of drag, stand up, clowning, physical theatre, traditional storytelling and hilarious audience interaction.