Consumables

A porn star is served a special kind of meal…

Lonely leather-daddy Leonard meticulously cleans his plastic-coated flat as he eagerly awaits the star of his online porn collection. He is prepared to go to extreme lengths to please his guest.
But when the young, destitute and much ‘shorter’ Blaize does eventually turn up, it’s clear both parties are hoping to get very different things from the hook-up.

“Subversive and Hilarious” Consumables is a “punchy, nuanced and appropriately uncomfortable look at the desire and perils of connection.” It is “one of those rare pieces of theatre that can elicit a whole range of emotions all at once.”

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Theatre
1hr 00m
The Vaults
14 — 18 Feb 19:15
£14.50
18+
19:15
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About the company

Hello Mozart Theatre

Hello Mozart Theatre produces contemporary work that is dark but full of heart. We are all about empathy. In a world increasingly torn apart by strong men, where competition divides and rules us, we bring you stories of human connection, however, troubled and brief these may be.

Press & Reviews

Theatre Weekly

★★★★★ A stunning drama that shocks, terrifies and amuses... Michael Hanratty is exceptional as Blaize, the porn star who always refers to himself in the third person

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A Younger Theatre

Quirky, comic and heart-breaking

Flittering moments of solidarity expose the strength of human connection and empathy

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Gay Star News

★★★★ Touching and intense

Boyz Magazine

★★★★