Ophélie wanted to quit stand-up comedy to become a crystal healer, but then she was booked to perform an hour of stand-up comedy... Therefore, please join her as she performs an hour of stand-up comedy explaining why she is quitting stand-up comedy to become a crystal healer.
In this hour, Ophélie will take you on her journey, from Parisian bitch to basic witch.
This is a story about some weird stuff, like the patriarchy, but it's also a story about some normal stuff, like suddenly feeling other people's energies.
This is a story about healing, in a mind, body and spirit way, but also in a fun way (as contractually obliged.)Book Now
BBC New Comedy Award Nominee 2017 & 2019
Writer for Newsjack
Heidi Regan does very surreal convoluted takes on love, relationships and whether to have a family in today's scary world.
The most bloody, violent and sexy period of Spanish history has for too long been shrouded in mystery. Expect political intrigue, war and for me to not know my lines.
Your friend Jack Barry welcomes some beautiful new joke babies into the world. He's not shit, he's been on Russell Howard Hour (Sky One). **** Sunday Times ***** EdFest Magazine
Work in progress stand-up show by one of comedy's brightest award-runner-upping talents. "His vigour wins over the crowd... a club-ready comic" Chortle. "New and original voice in comedy" Dane Baptiste.
|Tuesday 17 March||Tue 17 Mar||18:30||£7.50||Venue: The Cockatiel Club @ Hello Darling||Book Now|
|Wednesday 18 March||Wed 18 Mar||18:30||£7.50||Venue: The Cockatiel Club @ Hello Darling||Book Now|
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