Ophélie wanted to quit stand-up comedy to become a crystal healer, but then she was booked to perform an hour of stand-up comedy... Therefore, please join her as she performs an hour of stand-up comedy explaining why she is quitting stand-up comedy to become a crystal healer.
In this hour, Ophélie will take you on her journey, from Parisian bitch to basic witch.
This is a story about some weird stuff, like the patriarchy, but it's also a story about some normal stuff, like suddenly feeling other people's energies.
This is a story about healing, in a mind, body and spirit way, but also in a fun way (as contractually obliged.)Book Now
BBC New Comedy Award Nominee 2017 & 2019
Writer for Newsjack
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