Little Boxes

Alphamum Productions Ltd

Theatre
28 Jan — 02 Feb
Pit - The Vaults, Leake Street
18:00
£12.00
1hr 00m
12+
Funny New Writing Women’s Voices
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Little Boxes

"Don't stack me away in little boxes to collect dust!"

Laugh and cry as Joann Condon (Little Britain, Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes, The Office, Edge of Heaven, Cradle to Grave) presents Little Boxes. "My new one woman show lifts the lid on all the little boxes that are created for us: Mum, woman, actor, writer, comic, cook, cleaner... who am I... and who are you... really?

Have you ever felt that you have been unfairly categorised, pigeon-holed, "boxed-up"? You want to scream, "That's not me! You don't know me!" It happens to all of us; friends, family and people you've just met put you in a box and keep you there. And yes, we do it to ourselves and to other people.
Well, actress and comedian Joann, has had enough. "Just because we look a certain, way and speak a certain way, and are of a certain age, people make snap decisions about who we are." Follow Joann on her journey of discovery, as she sorts through the boxes she has accumulated during her life.

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About Alphamum Productions Ltd

Joann Condon is a British actor. She started in theatre and went on to have has some fantastic roles in fabulous UK comedies and sitcoms such as 'Little Britain', where she featured as Fat Fighters attendee 'Pat'. She has also performed in 'Edge of Heaven', 'The Office' , 'Cradle to Grave' and 'Harry Hill's Shark Infested Custard'. In 2019 she appeared in 'Dad's Army The Lost Episodes'. Little Boxes is the first time she has written and starred in her own production.

AlphaMums is a new female led production company that Joann Condon and Leonie Rachel have set up in order to support their writing and performing. We feel that the voice of the middle aged female could be much stronger in entertainment, and we want to be able to share our knowledge and experiences in this format. As well as 'Little Boxes' we are currently writing a sitcom for children called 'CINEMARE'. So, watch this space...

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Little Boxes

Alphamum Productions Ltd

Dates & Times

Tuesday 28 January Tue 28 Jan 18:00 £12.00 Book Now
Wednesday 29 January Wed 29 Jan 18:00 £12.00 Book Now
Thursday 30 January Thu 30 Jan 18:00 £13.00 Book Now
Friday 31 January Fri 31 Jan 18:00 £13.00 Book Now
Saturday 1 February Sat 1 Feb 15:00 £13.00 Book Now
Saturday 1 February Sat 1 Feb 18:00 £13.00 Book Now
Sunday 2 February Sun 2 Feb 18:00 £13.00 Book Now

Little Boxes

Alphamum Productions Ltd

Press & Reviews

London Pub Theatres ****"Funny, touching ... ticks all the right boxes"
Phoenix Remix "Condon promises we will laugh and cry, and laugh and cry we did!"

Little Boxes

Alphamum Productions Ltd

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