Three idiots dress up as sperm to bring you an adventure as big as life itself, in a "physical" comedy from the pr*cks behind Planet Earth III (SOHO Theatre, ★★★★★ ED FEST MAG).
Faced with teaching year 9 about safe sex, three hapless sex education teachers take the audience on a journey into genitalia, where they perform as all 300 million sperm in the testicles. These plucky Privates must survive basic training, hostile white blood cells and the most dramatic ejaculation sequence ever seen onstage to be the first to fertilise the egg and become a beautiful baby.
Imagine Saving Private Ryan meets the sex ed you wish you had, and they don't wear adequate protection. Nine months later, out pops Privates - a funny, fantastical and very frank look at how we talk about sex, and why.Book Now
Privates are an award-winning cult clown collective, made up of Luke Rollason ("amazingly entertaining" Ed Fest Mag), Christian Brighty ("hilarious" The List) and Tom Curzon ("charming" Chortle). They are the team behind the hit show Planet Earth III, which performed sell-out runs at the SOHO Theatre and Edinburgh Fringe. Privates: A Sperm Odyssey won the Otherplace Award at the Brighton Fringe, before performing to packed houses in Edinburgh and transferring to a sell-out SOHO Theatre run.Book Now
Charlie wants success, and she'll do anything to get it (except clowning). An hour of pathetic stand up from a beautiful idiot. No clowns. No refunds. "Comedy" - Metro.
Beth Vyse returns as Olive Hands in this work in progress show: The Hands Have It! where she finds herself running for leader of the Western world.
A stand-up comedy show about re-connecting with your teenage sister after 15 years of being apart, through the means of Whatsapp and problematic 90s sitcoms
After his 2018 Fringe debut, Worm's Lament (The Guardian's Top Shows of the Edinburgh Fringe), Rob Oldham is back. "One word review for this: Wow!" **** Chortle
Press for Privates:
Mumble Comedy ★★★★ "Highly enjoyable... absolute magic"
Radio Ha-Ha! ★★★★ "crazy, absurd and down-right weird... it's truly hysterical"
The Wee Review "the perfect mix of poignant, absurd, and hilarious. "
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