Join us, farmers, David and Sam, under the watchful eye of our rumbustious Gran, as we courteously portray to you our untold and epic adventures right here at VAULT Festival, in the flesh, in Waterloo.
We don't promise facts. We don't even promise to get to the end of the show but we do so solemnly pledge a kaleidoscope of physical debauchery, completely chaotic magic and a unique little love story with a Cow. ALL of which is delivered with the best showmanship we can muster. Which is loads. So bring your Granny and all your family because this is a play for big kids and other adults.
There's nothing to fear and nothing to lose 'cause Granny Barbs will be there and she always keeps us on the straight and narrow. Always.
“A good-natured, light-hearted fun... you’ll find it hard not to be won over” There Ought To Be ClownsBook Now
A physical theatre and comedy company.
Here at Al Dente we take comedy very seriously. We create comical, bizarre, vibrant, visual and charming stories for audiences to sit back and wholeheartedly enjoy.
Performing an array of theatre genres and techniques, we see our often bizarre work as an important part of a wider collection of theatre experiences on offer today. Our main purpose is to entertain!
Learn more about us at www.aldentetheatre.co.uk and say hello!Book Now
A storytelling comedy show that's perfect for families! There will be swords and duels, and elephants and castles built of cheese, and it is all completely and irrefutably true!
Imagine designing your own planet. What colour would the sea be? How many legs would a donkey have? What would the farts smell like? Well now’s your chance to choose!
Join us for a fun filled 45 minute baby rave adventure! Suitable from 6 months to 6 years. We will take you and your little ones on a magical sound journey you won’t want to miss!
When the children of Bow-on-Tie start disappearing, Abigail embarks on a music-filled adventure to uncover the towns' secrets and prove that girls are made of more than sugar and spice.
“A good-natured, light-hearted fun... you’ll find it hard not to be won over” There Ought To Be Clowns
Rich Rusk (Associate Director, Gecko Theatre) "A bit like Warhorse but with a Cow”
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